lied
I learned in my [dented] van at 8am
makeup
check
complexion friendly sweater
check
‘and it looks like the anticipated Chinook will miss Calgary today,’
the radio announcer dashed my hopes
miss? what? Lethbridge?
no
No
yes
I’d have to self-medicate
with sugar and fat
except I made a solemn commitment
day Three is the worst
the UPS man drops a package at my door
chocolate
from my mother
I stand at a party
gazing longingly at sweet treats
mere inches from my [detoxifying] fingers
this is my moment
to redeem the girl who has spent a lifetime
glued to the food table at every party
no sweets for you!
(till Monday)
J is for Jenerous 
Come over to my place – I have lots of veggies that will help with the detox…..days 3 and 4 are always the worst, aren’t they??
But just think, in a few days, when your body starts to feel good and you feel like you’ve kicked your habit, you will be able to get your fix again!
PS – lots of fruit at this time not only is good for you, but can help slightly with the withdrawals.
But only slightly
PPS – I’ve noticed that with your reduced sugar comes blog posts with reduced wording. Coincidence?
Regina Phalange would be proud.
nicola apparently closed her eyes and cured her sugar addiction in a nanosecond…. not even a bite of birthday cake today…
It’s because I have tiger blood coursing through my veins. But also, the Gort’s birthday cake was so gross-looking I didn’t want to eat it. Brandi, believe me I’ve eaten an inhumane amount of clementines this week. It does sort of help. But I’d still love to tear open a huge bag of Maltesers and devour them in a nanosecond.
Tan, Pha-LAN-ge