I was just trying to find out if any celebrities had had their babies recently via my daily celebrity-babies.com check. And then Gwyneth Paltrow popped up, as she does at all the most inopportune times. Talking about how she’d gotten in the best shape of her life and could wear (really short!) shorts at age 37. And I thought, well, I don’t want to wear really short shorts. But maybe Bermuda shorts? Without having excess skin drooping down from my knees? And all kinds of wobbly-ness peeking out?
So what the heck, I checked out her trainer’s exercise video. I’ve looked at it twice now. The first time I couldn’t even do the exercises. I just laughed. Now I can do 4 exercises at half the number of suggested reps (10 instead of 20). And then I just fall into a heap of slovenliness.
Pass me the cookies. Shorts aren’t really necessary for a Calgary summer, anyway.