Freakingtired Friday

Dear Girls-in-high-school-who-think-having-a-baby-will-be-really-cool

Babies are cute. That is true.
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Except when they scream and don’t sleep at 3am. They’re not cute at all, then. Having a baby will cause you to lose the ability to speak. And you will say strange things. Like when someone asks you ‘do you have 3 boys or girls’, you’ll reply ‘girls’. And look like a weirdo when you have to say. ‘No I don’t, I have boys. I don’t know where that came from!’

Also babies make you look like this.
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And, when your baby-daddy goes to the dentist at 8.30 he’ll say things like: ‘do you think they will even let me in, or do I look too much like death?’ And you’re not sure, really, because your eyes can’t focus properly to know if the grayish pallor of his skin is real or imagined.
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And when you have babies, they grow up. And they still spend all night howling and crying (see exhibit A in the green pajamas). Miraculously, though, they look a lot better than you. And can even play cars with their older brother.
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Any questions?

9 thoughts on “Freakingtired Friday

  1. LOL! Well he is pretty stinkin cute! I totally understand on the not being able to speak properly and feeling weird! I am cracked up that Goran lines his cars up in such a straight line of millions of cars. Poor Henno…I guess he’s your least fav today, but you know, he is pretty stinkin cute too!:) And yes, ‘hair down’ is a good look for you!

  2. That’s little Nicola in the yellow onesie! Sorry to hear about the lack of sleep – wish you could bring them over so you can nap.

  3. You totally have my sympahy and empathy. When I commented to my mother-in-law, “I looked in the mirror and realized I look even worse than I feel,” all she said is, “you need sleep.” Pretty sad that she agreed with how bad I look!

  4. Ah Nicola, you are not alone. Our baby #3 is over 4 months old now and still wakes up constantly. I look and feel like death. I told myself I would be exercising diligently by the time he was 6 weeks old and the treadmill gets no use and my 30 lbs. just stay right on me. You’ll never see a picture of me on facebook. It’s far too scary! And I say lots of strange things too and forget to pay the bills and call the kids by the deceased cat’s name, etc. You get the idea.

  5. I was taking a second look at the pictures and I realized that Nicola with her hair down (on a bad day) looks like me most days!!! – and I don’t have a newborn.

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