I was lamenting my status as the only female in a house full of men to my better half. Being a man, he wasn’t particularly sensitive to my plight. ‘Just think,’ he said, ‘if you ever need an instant fart for any reason….you have a really good chance of being able to get one.’
Lucky, lucky me.
Ahhh… what is it with boys? Yesterday as Stan and the girls were laughing hysterically at their pretend burps, I gently reminded Stan that we are trying to raise LADIES. I said, “You can teach your boy whatever you want, but we do not teach our girls to burp & “toot”.”