I was lamenting my status as the only female in a house full of men to my better half. Being a man, he wasn’t particularly sensitive to my plight. ‘Just think,’ he said, ‘if you ever need an instant fart for any reason….you have a really good chance of being able to get one.’
Lucky, lucky me.
J is for Jenerous 
Ahhh… what is it with boys? Yesterday as Stan and the girls were laughing hysterically at their pretend burps, I gently reminded Stan that we are trying to raise LADIES. I said, “You can teach your boy whatever you want, but we do not teach our girls to burp & “toot”.”