A preschooler’s best lines at bedtime

If I’m not snuggled in my own bed, God will be sad

I don’t want to snuggle with you, you’re stinky

I don’t want to close my eyes…it will hurt

I have a cough….I need something to make me feel better

I want to sleep in my bed, I don’t want to sleep in your bed…I don’t like your bed

I want my mommy….I don’t like you [daddy]

I’m so scared. Don’t turn on the light – I’m very scared.

When the sun comes up again, I want a chocolate chip cookie for breakfast

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